Garden Flag Fall Porch Decor — Thanksgiving Turkey 'Calories Don't Count, Eat Pie' Decorative Banner

This cheerful garden banner brings a playful Thanksgiving mood to porches and patios. Printed on lightweight poly poplin-canvas with rich, saturated inks, the double-sided design shows a plump, smiling turkey holding a rustic sign that reads “Calories don’t count, eat pie.” It hangs from a top sleeve that fits standard garden poles or stand arms (pole not included). The warm autumn palette and whimsical illustration add instant personality to garden beds, entryways, or seasonal displays — a fun, laid-back accent for people who love cozy gatherings and food-focused holidays.

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