Crewneck Sweatshirt — "If You Don't Behave I'll Make Your Pacemaker Play Jazz" Raccoon Graphic
Soft, warm, and quietly cheeky — this crewneck wraps you in everyday comfort while carrying a wink on the chest. The vintage-style raccoon illustration and playful lettering sit centered on a clean, neutral sweatshirt, giving it a cozy, slightly irreverent vibe. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial without being bulky. Thoughtful details — ribbed collar, reinforced double-needle stitching, and tubular knit construction — keep the shape and resist pilling, so the sweatshirt wears in, not out. Ethical cotton sourcing and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes mean the fabric feels good and you can feel better about wearing it. Wear it at home, at rehearsals, or out for a low-key night that calls for equal parts comfort and character.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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